I have a serious birth control question Lol
If anyone knows anything about the subject please message me!! (:
- Future Child: Dad, I think I'm in love.
- Me: Well like us old tumblr users used to say, "bitch I might be".
- Future Child: Dad how is that even relevant
- Me: Do he got the booty my child.
- Future Child: ...what
- Me: Child. Do he got da booty.
- Future Child: *sighs heavily* He doooooo.
- Me: Then I ship it, my child.